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Autor:  AlitaMacabreYoko
Mutter: Es kann sein, dass ich jetzt das falsche Kabel ( telefon/internet) ausstecke
Alita: Ich bin auf animexx, da merk ich eh ned, wenn du das internet aussteckst

Schule - Chemie:
Nicky erzählt das man aus dem Blut von Hamstern Hormone bekommen kann, die Blutern helfen können:
Lehrer: Vielt Blut kommt aus denen aber nicht raus, vielleicht hilft draufsteigen. Aber bis man da genug hat muss man ganz schön auswinden *mach geste dazu

Schule - Chemie:
Lehrer: Euer Mathelehrer ist mein Vorbild, ich wäre auch gern so sturkturiert
ich: chaotisch sind Sie aber viel cooler
Lehrer: *beleigit* ich bin nicht chaotisch! Nur in der Schule...

Mart: *üer Escas und meine Unterhaltung* Ihr werft euch vor das hr nett zu einander wart? Ich kanns ja verstehen wenn man nach einer Beziehung sagt das er andere ein arschloch ist, aber das der andere nett ist...

Im Shannon. Aya, Oni und Ally knutschen rum. DieJungs sitzen da und tratschen.
Ally: *zu Ryo* Ihrmüsst für die anderen aussehen wieLoser. Ihr sitzt da und trinkt während die Mädchen neben euch rummachen
Ryo: *kreisch* Alex, lass uns rummachen! Besser schwul als Loser!

Ally: Warum bist du nicht mit mir zusammen?
Oni: Du sagst doch immer, es wäre schlecht für unsere Freundschaft
Ally: Ich scheiß aif unsere Freundschaft! Die ist eh nix wert
Oni: Selbstwertgefühl ich komme!

Oni: Ich glaube er it auf seinem Bleistift eingeschlafen
Ally: Ja oder zwei

Er: Ich gehe
Oni und Ally: awww schade
er: aber ich komme wieder
Oni und Ally: *homer Simpson like* nein!

Klassenvorstand: Bist du jetzt meine Mama?
Ally: Nein, ich bin Ihre gute Fee ^^

[22:55] Michi: Frauen die **** heißen sind mir grundsätzlich suspekt

Oni:*setzt sich neben Ally und rammt ihr dabei das Knie in die Seite*
Ally: AUH !
Oni: *breit smile* Liebe muss weh tun!

T.M.: Ally, wir müssen ein Kind machen!!

T.M.: Fernsehen? Bilderbuch anschaun? Vögeln?

Insider:
Kitsch: uuuh ehhehehehe... boah voll spannend löl der smastag abend ist gerettet +lall+

[23:00] Hot_Tomoe: Was magst Du am liebsten?
[23:00] Firefly: metal
[23:00] Firefly: nein warte
[23:00] Firefly: mich

Raven: WARNUNG: ich bin pervers!
Raven: also nicht wundern XD
Ally: dann befinde ich mich ja in guter Gesellschaft

Ally: *naiv* was heißt eigentlich Tralala?
Sel: Das heißt Dingdingdong
Ally: Und was heißt Dingdingdong?
Sel: *väterlich* Das erklär' ich dir später ^-^

T.M: Wir könnten irgendwann einmal ein Kind machen
Ally: Ok
T.M.: Ok

Marco: Ich bin stolz auf diesen Baum

girl interrupted

Autor:  AlitaMacabreYoko

Susanna: [narrating] Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60's. Or maybe I was just a girl... interrupted.

~~~

Susanna: Everyone here is fucking crazy!
Dr. Potts: You want to go home.
Susanna: Same problem.

~~~~

Susanna: [narrating] Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60's. Or maybe I was just a girl... interrupted.

~~~

Susanna: I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside.

~~~

Susanna: [narrating] When you don't want to feel... death can seem like a dream. But, seeing death - really seeing it... makes dreaming about it fucking ridiculous.

~~~

Susanna: Was I ever crazy? Maybe. Or maybe life is... Crazy isn't being broken or swallowing a dark secret. It's you or me amplified. If you ever told a lie and enjoyed it. If you ever wished you could be a child forever. They were not perfect, but they were my friends and by the '70s most of them were out living lives. Some I've seen, some never again, but there isn't a day my heart doesn't find them.

~~~

Dr. Wick: Is there something about sex which lifts your feelings of despair?
Susanna: Have you ever had sex?

~~~

Georgina: Lisa? Is Daisy really getting out?
Lisa: Yeah, she coughed up a big one.
Susanna: But how could - I mean she's... *insane*.
Lisa: Yeah, well that's what ther-rape-me's all about. That's why fuckin' Freud's picture's on every shrink's wall. He created a fuckin' industry. You lie down, you confess your secrets and you're saved. Ca-ching! The more you confess, the more they think about settin' you free.
Susanna: But what if you don't have a secret?
Lisa: Then you're a lifer, like me.

~~~

Lisa: You know, there's too many buttons in the world. There's too many buttons and they're just- There's way too many just begging to be pressed,they're just begging to be pressed,you know? They're just - they're just begging to be pressed, and it makes me wonder, it really makes me fucking wonder, why doesn't anyone ever press mine? Why am I so neglected? Why doesn't anyone reach in and rip out the truth and tell me that I'm a fucking whore, or that my parents wish I were dead?
Susanna: Because you're dead already, Lisa!



the Notebook

Autor:  AlitaMacabreYoko
Young Noah: Will you go out with me?
Young Allie: What? No.
Young Noah: No...?
Young Allie: No.
Young Noah: Why not?
Young Allie: I duno, because I don't want to.
Young Noah: Ok then you leave me no other choice.
Young Allie: AHHHH
Young Noah: I'm gonna ask you one more time, will you or will you not go out with me? I think my hand's slipping.
Young Allie: Ok, Ok. Fine I'll go out with you
Young Noah: No, don't do me any favors.
Young Allie: No, no I want to.
Young Noah: Say it.
Young Allie: I wanna go out with you.
Young Noah: Say it again.
Young Allie: I WANNA GO OUT WITH YOU!
Young Noah: Alright, alright we'll go out.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Young Allie: You arrogant son of a bitch.
Young Noah: Would you just stay with me?
Young Allie: Stay with you? What for? Look at us, we're already fightin'
Young Noah: Well that's what we do, we fight... You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing.
Young Allie: So what?
Young Noah: So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day. Will you do something for me, please? Just picture your life for me? 30 years from now, 40 years from now? What's it look like? If it's with him, go. Go! I lost you once, I think I can do it again. If I though that's what you really wanted. But don't you take the easy way out.

blubb

Autor:  AlitaMacabreYoko
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I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

<benja> A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
<benja> The survey was a huge failure...
<benja> In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
<benja> In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
<benja> In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
<benja> In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
<benja> In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
<benja> In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
<benja> And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant

Mjordan2nd: If you could be any fictional character, who would you be?
Chris: Spider Man
Tim: batman
Sidd: batman
Mjordan2nd: I'd be god

* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)
* Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p)
<@ShowDowN> that is sick
<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks

talk about fun

Autor:  AlitaMacabreYoko
[00:51] Pauly: your name reminds me of updog
[00:51] ·$48†Ally/HoneyBunny†- : it's actually from Pulp fiction
[00:52] Pauly: damn you were meant to say whats updog?
[00:52] Pauly: and i was meant to say nothing much you?
[00:53] ·$48†Ally/HoneyBunny†- : XD
[00:53] ·$48†Ally/HoneyBunny†- : ok, what's updog
[00:54] Pauly: nothing much you?
[00:54] ·$48†Ally/HoneyBunny†- : (what I am supposed to say yet?)
[00:54] Pauly: it means like what's up, dog?
[00:54] Pauly: dog as in homie
[00:54] ·$48†Ally/HoneyBunny†- : there s a dog in homie?
[00:54] Pauly: lol
[00:55] Pauly: something that wallace from veronica mars would say :P
[00:55] ·$48†Ally/HoneyBunny†- : *g* just kidding
[00:55] Pauly: it doesnt matter its only worked once so far
[00:55] ·$48†Ally/HoneyBunny†- : that was cheap

Believe me

Autor:  AlitaMacabreYoko
Like that

I guess that this is where we've come to
If you don't want to then you don't have to believe me
But I won't be there when you go down
Just so you know now
You're on your own now, believe me

Yo, I don't wanna be the one to blame
You like fun and games, keep playing em
I'm just saying think back then we was like one and the same
On the right track but I was on the wrong train
It's like that, now you gotta face the pain
And the devil's got a fresh new place to play
In your brain like a maze you can never escape
The reign, every damn day's the same shade of grey

Hey, I used to have a little bit of a plan
Used to have a concept of where I stand
But that concept slipped right outta my hand
Now I don't really even know who I am
Yo, what do I have to say
Maybe I should do what I have to do to break free
And whatever happens to you, we'll see
But it's not gonna happen with me

I guess that this is where we've come to
If you don't want to then you don't have to believe me
But I won't be there when you go down
Just so you know now
You're on your own now, believe me

Back then I thought you were just like me
Somebody who could see all the pain I see
But you proved to me unintentionally
That you would self destruct eventually
Now I'm thinking like the mistake that I made doesn't hurt
But it's not gonna work cause it's really much worse than I thought
I wished you were something you were not
And now this guilt is really all that I've got

You turned your back and walk away ashamed
All you got is the memory and pain, nothing makes sense
You stare at the ground
Like hearing my voice inside your head when no one else is around
What do I have to say
Maybe I should do what I have to do to break free
Whatever happens to you, we'll see
But it's not gonna happen with me

I guess that this is where we've come to
If you don't want to then you don't have to believe me
But I won't be there when you go down
Just so you know now
You're on your own now, believe me

(Let's go)

I'm guess that this is where we've come to
If you don't want to then you don't have to believe me
But I won't be there when you go down
Just so you know now
You're on your own now, believe me

I'm doing what I have to do
You're on your own now believe me
Whatever happens to you
You're on your own now believe me
What do I have to say
You're on your own now believe me
It's not gonna happen to me
You're on your own now believe me

Cinderella

Autor:  AlitaMacabreYoko
When I was just a little girl
My momma used to tuck me into bed
and she'd read me a story
It always was about a Princess in distress
And how a guy would save her and end up with the glory

I'd lie in bed and think about the person that I want to be
Then one day I realized the fairy tale life wasn't for me

[Chorus]
I don't wanna be like Cinderella
Sittin' in a dark old dusty cellar
Waiting for somebody, to come and set me free
I don't wanna be like Snow White waiting
For a handsome prince to come and save me
On a horse of white, unless we're riding side by side
Don't want to depend on no one else
I'd rather rescue myself

Someday I'm gonna find someone who wants my soul, heart, and mind
Who's not afraid to show that he loves me
Somebody who will understand I'm happy just the way I am
Don't need nobody taking care of me

I will be there for him just as strong as he will be there for me
When I give myself then it has to got to be, an equal thing

[Chorus]

I can slay, my own dragons
I can dream, my own dreams
My knight in shining armour is me
So I'm gonna set me free

You know you're living in 2005 when..

Autor:  AlitaMacabreYoko



1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave


2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years


3) thE reaL reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have a screen name


4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the tv.


6) your boss dont even have the ability to do your job.


7) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling


8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your
friends


9) and.. you were to busy to notice number 5.


10) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5


11) & now you're laughing at your stupidity