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That girl

Autor:  AlitaMacabreYoko
"That Girl"

You said you didn't need me (but you did)
You said you didn't want me (but you do)
It's kinda like a comedy
Well first you kiss me
Then you say we're through
I say you got some issuses (yeah, you do)
Some things you gotta work through (really do)
It's sorta like a talk show, no wait a freak show
When the freak is you

[Chorus]
I'm the smoke from your fire
I'm that lie you can trust
I'm the chord on your guitar
I'm that girl you can't shut up
I'm that blood you might need
In your car when you speed
In that cigarette you breathe
You can't get rid of me

You said I wasn't funny (but you laughed)
You said I couldn't drive fast (then you crashed)
Funny how it works out
With your big mouth
You'll always get it back (ha ha ha ha)
You thought you had me worked out (you're not deep)
Mr. "I Screw About" (you're still a creep)
At best you could've confessed
That you're a big mess
And that you're so damn weak

[Chorus]
I'm the smoke from your fire
I'm that lie you can trust
I'm the chord on your guitar
I'm that girl you can't shutup
I'm the blood you might need
In your car when you speed
In that cigarette you breathe
You can't get rid of me

But still, I try and justify
Try to let this die
We'll never say goodbye I can't wait
I'll rub it in your face
Dressed in pretty lace
I'll send you home, to cry

Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha

[Chorus]
I'm the blood you might need
In your car when you speed
In that cigarette you breathe
You can't get rid of me
Yeah, yeah

Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
[repeat 2x]

Can't get rid of me

You can't take the sky from me

Autor:  AlitaMacabreYoko
Jayne (about Kaylee): Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please?
Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
Kaylee: (cheerful) I love my captain. (kisses him on the cheek)

Kaylee: I'd sure love to find a brand new compression coil for the steamer.
Mal: And I'd like to be king of all Londinum and wear a shiny hat.


Mal: Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.


Zoe: You've never heard of Reavers?
Simon: Well... campfire stories... Men gone savage on the edge of space, killing, and...
Zoe: They're not stories.
Simon: What happens if they board us?
Zoe: If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skins into their clothing and if we're very very lucky, they'll do it in that order.

Mal: Had a good day.
Simon: You had the Alliance on you, criminals and savages... half the people on the ship have been shot or wounded including yourself, and you're harboring known fugitives.
Mal: We're still flying.
Simon: That's not much.
Mal: It's enough.


Inara: What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?
Mal: That it was manly and impulsive?
Inara: Yeah, only the term I used was "don't"


Zoe: Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.


Mal: You tell me right now, little Kaylee. You really think you can do this?
Kaylee: Sure, yeah. I think so. 'Sides, if I mess up, it's not like you'll be able to yell at me.

Commander: And do you love him?
Zoe: I don't see how that's relevant.
Commander: Well, he is your husband.
Zoe: Yes.
Commander: You two met through Captain Reynolds?
Zoe: Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out.
Commander: You fought with Reynolds in the war?
Zoe: Fought with a lot of people in the war.
Commander: And your husband?
Zoe: Fight with him sometimes too.
Commander: Is there any particular reason you don't wish to discuss your husband?
Zoe: Don't see that it's any of your business is all. We're very private people. (cut to-- )
Wash: (Chuckling) The legs. Oh yeah, definitely have to say it was her legs. You can put that down. Her legs, and right where her legs meet her back. Actually, that whole area. That, and above it.

Wash: Closing in.
Zoe: Planet's coming up a might fast.
Wash: That's just 'cause I'm goin' down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all.
Mal: Well, if that happens, let me know.


Zoe: If I'm gonna wear a dress, I want something with some slink.
Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?
Jayne: I'll chip in.
Zoe: I can hurt you.

Inara: Are you in pain?
Mal: Absolutely. I got stabbed, you know, right here.
Inara: I saw.
Mal: Don't care much for fancy parties. Too rough.
Inara: It wasn't entirely a disaster.
Mal: I got stabbed, right here.
Inara: You also lined up exciting new crime.


Wash: You know, it's all very sweet; stealing from the rich, selling to the poor...

Simon: For this to work River and I will have to be dead.
Jayne: Huh. I'm starting to like this plan.


Mal: The next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.


Mal: Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out...

Zoe: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself.
Mal: No! No, it's not!
Zoe: Oh.

Mal: I know it's a difficult mission... but you and I... have to get it on.
Zoe: I understand. We have no choice. Take me, sir. Take me hard.
Jayne: Now somethin' about that is just downright unsettling.


Inara: I'm not sleeping with you, Mal.
Mal: Uh, no, I think I would have noticed if you were. My keenly trained...senses would have...


Mal: Well, then, this is a day I'll feel good to be me.

Saffron: We gotta move fast.
Mal: Yeah, he might come back and hug us in the act.

Saffron: Durran. This isn't what it looks like...
Mal: Unless it looks like we're stealing your priceless Mexican, 'cause that's what we're doing. Don't ask me about the gun, 'cause that's new.

Saffron: He's my husband.
Mal: Well who in the damn galaxy isn't?

River: Also, I can kill you with my brain.

Jayne: What did you order a dead guy for?

Zoe: First rule of Battle little one: Don't let them ever know where you are
Mal: Whoo-hoo! I'm right here! I'm right here! You want some of me? Yeah, you do! Come on! Come on!

Simon: You manage to find the bright side to every single thing.

Wash: Oh my god, it's grotesque! Oh, and there's something in a jar.

River: My food is troublesome.
Jayne: Girl's a mind-readin' genius, can't figure out how to eat an ice-planet.

Wash: A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.

Wash: Police procedure has changed since I was little.
Mal: They call back, you keep them occupied.
Wash: What do I do, shadow puppets?

Tracey: 'When you can't run anymore, you crawl... and when you can't do that--'
Zoe: 'You find someone... to carry you.'
Tracey: Guess I did, at that...

Inara: It sounds like the sort of thing this crew can handle. I can't guarantee they'll handle it particularly well, but --
Nandi: If they got guns, and brains at all...
Inara: They have guns.

Jayne: Good. 'cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to.
Mal: They're whores.
Jayne: I'm in.

Mal: Any friend of Inara's is a strictly businesslike relationship of mine.

Kaylee: Everybody's got somebody. Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: Cause you're pretty

Kaylee: Look, they got boy whores! Isn't that thoughtful? Wonder if theys ervice girlfolk at all.
Wash:
You'd really lie with someone being paid for it?
Kaylee:
Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know, examine me...

Inara: How many babies have you actually delivered?
Simon: As the primary? This would be the first. You?
Inara: My first too.
River: Mine too.


Kaylee: So, so you had to be naked?
Simon: Naked. Yes. And, uh, on top of the statue of Hippocrates. Can you just picture me?
Kaylee: What, naked? Oh, well, hmm. Let's see. I'm gonna have to conjure up a...Yeah, that's, that's gonna be difficult.

Simon: There were no Feds. Until I started singing.

Simon: This...this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.

Jayne: But, I mean, you still got the urge. They don't...cut it off, or nothin'?
Book: Mm, no, I'm more or less intact. I just...direct my energy elsewhere.
Jayne: You mean like masturbating?
Book: I hope you're not thinking of taking orders yourself.

Jayne: It ain't impossible! Saint Jayne, it's got a ring to it.
Book: I'm just trying to remember how many miracles you've performed.
Jayne: I once hit a guy in the neck from 500 yards with a bent scope. Don't that count upstairs?
Book: Oh, it'll be taken into consideration.

Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next?
Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up.
Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.

Jayne: Anyhow...let's move this conversation in a "Not Jayne's Fault" direction?

Jayne: Anybody remember her comin' at me with a butcher's knife?
Wash: Wacky fun.
Jayne: You wanna go, little man?
Wash: Only if it's someplace with candlelight.

Zoe: Sir, I know she's unpredictable, but I don't think she'd harm anyone.
Jayne: Butcher's knife!
Zoe: Anyone we can't spare.

Wash: Yes, Jayne. She's a witch. She has had congress with the beast.
Jayne: She's in Congress?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.

Wash: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.
Zoe: We live in a space ship, dear.

Jayne: Well...I don't like the idea of someone hearin' what I'm thinkin'.
Inara: No one likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking.

Simon: You're out of your mind.
Early: That's between me and my mind.

Simon: (sing-song) Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.
Early: Where'd she go?
Simon: I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporeally possessing a space ship.

Early: I only hurt people because they keep getting in the way of me finding you. Tell her.
Simon: What am I? Your advocate?
Early: You are starting now.
Simon: He's really very...gentle...and fuzzy. We're becoming fast friends.
Early: You folks are all insane.
Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

Mal: Oh...how come there's a guy on board, and how come you're all of a sudden the ship?
River: I know you have questions.
Mal: That would be why I just asked them.
Mal: Go on. Get in there. Give your brother a thrashing for messing up your plan.
River: He takes so much looking after.

Wash: Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.

Simon: You got the bullet. Okaaay. I'm just gonna pass out for a minute, but you're doing great.

Kaylee: "Yessir, Captain Tight Pants."

Kaylee
: Catalyzer on the port compression coil blew. It's where thetrouble started.
Mal
: Okay, I need that in captain dummy-talk, Kaylee.
Kaylee
: We're dead in the water.

Einfaches Beenden - oder Viel Lärm um Nichts

Autor:  AlitaMacabreYoko
http://allyyoko.livejournal.com/18523.html#cutid1

Nie genug

Autor:  AlitaMacabreYoko
Ich lebe den Augenblick
ich krieg nie genug
Frag mich nicht wie und wann
Schalt den Sommer an
Wie schnell kann sich die Erde dreh´n
Für mich nie schnell genug
Nur zuschau´n ist undenkbar
Völlig sonnenklar.

Bridge:
Ich lass mich nicht umdreh`n,
will weiter zu weit geh´n
ich bleib einfach so wie ich bin!

Refrain:
Ich kriege nie genug vom Leben
Ich kriege nie genug - da geht noch mehr
Ich will alles auf einmal und nichts nur so halb
Nicht nur warten, bis etwas passiert
Ich kriege nie genug vom Leben
Ich kriege nie genug - bist du dabei
Ich will alles riskier´n, will gewinnen -
nicht verlier´n
Immer mehr immer mehr immer mehr

Strophe:
Ich such mir mein Paradies
Wo die Sonne ewig scheint
Wie schön so ein Tag sein kann
Das Leben strahlt mich an
Manche sind viel schneller satt
Kann mir nicht passier´n
Ich denke nicht oft "Vielleicht"
ich tu es lieber gleich

Bridge:
Ich lass mich nicht umdreh´n
Will weiter, zu weit geh´n
Ich bleib einfach, so wie ich bin

Refrain:
Ich kriege nie genug vom Leben
Ich kriege nie genug - da geht noch mehr
Ich will alles auf einmal und nichts nur so halb
Nicht nur warten, bis etwas passiert
Ich kriege nie genug vom Leben
Ich kriege nie genug - bist du dabei
Ich will alles riskier´n, will gewinnen -
nicht verlier´n
Immer mehr immer mehr immer mehr

Interlude:
Ich möchte alles sehn
Mich ausruh´n kann ich noch
bei Zeit im nächsten Leben
Kann mich oft nicht versteh´n
Doch das hällt dann...
nur einen kleinen Moment an...

Refrain:
Ich kriege nie genug vom Leben
Ich kriege nie genug - da geht noch mehr
Ich will alles auf einmal und nichts nur so halb
Nicht nur warten, bis etwas passiert
Ich kriege nie genug vom Leben
Ich kriege nie genug - bist du dabei
Ich will alles riskier´n, will gewinnen -
nicht verlier´n
Immer mehr immer mehr immer mehr

To my friend!!!

Autor:  AlitaMacabreYoko
Thank you for being a friend
Traveled down the road and back again
your heart is true you're a pal and a confidant

I'm not ashamed to say
I hope it always will stay this way
My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow

And if you threw a party
Invited everyone you knew
You would see, the biggest gift would be for me
and the card attached would say,
Thank you for being a friend

Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend

If it's a car you lack
I'd surely buy you a cadillac
Whatever you need, anytime of the day or night

I'm not ashamed to say
I hope it always will stay this way
My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow

And when we both get older
With walking canes and hair of gray
Have no fear, even though it's hardly here
I will stand real close and say,
Thank you for being a friend

(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Let me tell you bout a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend

And when we die, and float away
I'll see you there, and once again
Thank you for being a

Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
Whoa, tell you about a friend
(Thank you right now, for being a friend)
Thank you for being a friend
(I wanna tell you right now, and tell you again)
Thank you for being a friend
(I wanna thank you, thank you, for being a friend)
Thank you for being a friend

Wieder Sammlung

Autor:  AlitaMacabreYoko
LONA HESSEL. Also eine Lüge hat dich zu dem gemacht, der du bist.
BERNICK. Wem entstand damals ein Schade daraus?
LONA HESSEL. Prüfe dich selbst auf Herz und Nieren und sage mir, ob nicht du Schaden genommen hast.
BERNICK.Prüfe alle Menschen auf Herz und Nieren, und du wirst keinen finden, der nicht zumindest einen dunklen Punkt hat, den er verbergen muß.
LONA HESSEL.Und ihr nennt euch Stützen der Gesellschaft!
BERNICK. Die Gesellschaft hat nun mal keine besseren.

~ to be or not to be~

Josef Tura: Wait a minute. I'll decide with whom my wife's going to have dinner and whom she's going to kill.

Anna: What a husband doesn't know won't hurt his wife.

Colonel Ehrhardt: They named a brandy after Napoleon, they made a herring out of Bismarck, and the Fuhrer is going to end up as a piece of cheese!


Chemielehrer:Ich erstell dir einen Trainingsplan
Ally: Wirklich?
Chemielehrer: Nein, den mache ich nur für talentierte Leute
Ally: Q_Q sie verarschen mich schon wieder!
Chemielehrer: Nein, verarschen wäre es, wenn ich sagen würde du wärst talentiert

Ally: Ich werde jetzt aufstehen und die Klasse verlassen... *aufsteh und geh*
Chemielehrer: Nein warte! Komm zurück
Ally: *weiter geh*
Chemielehrer: ah komm

Jasi: Die Männer mit dem XYY Chromosomensatz sind überdurchschnittlich groß, weisen äußerlich aber sonst keine Merkmale auf und sie sind Zeugungsfähig
Ally: Glück g'habt Vali! ( Er ist unser Klassenriese)
Jasi: Aber ihr IQ ist... naja..
Ally: Pecht g'habt Vali!

Ally: Was soll ich meinem Ex zum Geb schenken?
Chemielehrer: Einen Herzförmigenbilderrahmen mit einem Foto von dirund den Worten ' Hör auf dein Herz'
Ally: So viel zu 'nichts persöhnliches'



"I'll be here..."
"Why...?"
"I'll be... 'waiting'... here..."
"For what?"
"I'll be waiting... for you... so if you come for me... I'll be here... I promise"

I don't mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public

|~~|Razors pain you, Rivers are damp, Acids stain you, Drugs cause cramp, Guns aren't lawful,Nooses give, Gas smells awful...You might as well live.|~~|Dorothy Parker|~~|

LoVe

Autor:  AlitaMacabreYoko
Logan(to Veronica): Alone again.
Veronica: Naturally.
Logan: I know the feeling.
Veronica: You? The host of the greatest private replacement prom ever. I’m sure you could have your pick to the bimbos.

Veornica: I really like this song
Logan: I’m surprised Veronica, as a keen observer of the human condition, I thought you saw through people better than that. Bimbos? That’s not me anymore.
Veronica: So what are you like now?
Logan: You know. Tortured. Ever since I had my heart broken.
Veronica: Hannah really did do a number on you, huh?
Logan: Come on, you know I’m not talking about Hannah.

Logan: I thought our story was epic, you know. You and me.
Veronica: Epic how?
Logan: Spanning years and continents…lives ruined, bloodshed, epic. But summers almost here, and we won’t see each other at all. And then you’ll leave town, and then…it’s over.
Veronica: Logan..
Logan: I’m sorry…about last summer. If I could do it over…
Veronica: Come on. Ruined lives? Bloodshed? You really think a relationship should be that hard?
Logan: No one writes songs about the ones that come easy. (Logan gets closer and brushes Veronica’s cheek with his hand..he leans in to kiss her, and ….)

Demonguide - Just that you know

Autor:  AlitaMacabreYoko

Es gibt 5 Dämonenkathegorien

1 # Dead things, that aren’t really dead until buffy makes them dead. – Demons

2# “ Oh no! does someone know a good dermatologist?” – Demons

3# “ I bet you thought I was human when in actually I’m this really pissed off, hideous” – Demon

4#” you summoned me, so as long as I’m here, I might as well rampage and kill” – Demons

5# “ I’m so hideously and deformed, that I couldn’t possibly be played by a man in a rubber suit” - Demon

The Frog Prince

Autor:  AlitaMacabreYoko
+ Friendship +

She gave me her favorite thing
Made me feel just like a king
Puts me in the mood to sing
Of friendship

Suddenly there's someone who
Lightens up my point of view
Makes the world seem fresh and new
My Friendship

When the Shadows fall
I don't mind at all
Knowing you are there
Like an eveningstar

Why am I surprised to find
Someone touched my heart and mind
I feel I've been valentined
By Friendship

Starlight star bright
Thank you for my friend tonight
I'm the gladest I can get
He's the best friend I've had yet
so much nicer than a pet
That's friendship

Once I was alone
Always on my own
If I had a friend
I had to pretend

Now my solo Melody
Turns into a harmony
And becomes a part of me
My friend

To the dark the moonlight streams
Lights the night with silverbeams
We'll sale across our see of dreams
On Friendship

+ Forgotten +

Have you forgotten me and gone away, without a reason why? Would you just disappear and leave me here, and never say goodbye? Have you found someone new to be with you, a better friend somehow? Oh how could you forget about me now?

Have you forgotten me so easily? Forgotten me so fast? From all the things we did, I thought you'd care our friendship would last. I can’t believe that you've forgotten me. But even if it’s true, I never will forget about you.

+ Too Tall Frog +

When I was a tadpole, I was such a sadpole
Because I was so different from my brothers
While I was a polywog, I never was a jollywog
I wanted to be like all of the others
But I never got my cruthers...


I was a too tall frog,
Always a too tall frog
Miserable and lonely all the time
Teased and tormented and treated like slime
I was a too tall frog
Caught in a too small bog
Everything I tried to do turned to crud
I sat upon my lilypad and felt like a dud
And all around the swimming hole, my name was 'Mud'
I was a too tall frog!


Then, one day it happened as it happens every Spring
The cranes and storks and kingfishers hungrily take wing
And fly to the nearest bog they find
And try to eat every frog they find
But this year, they got a big surprise
When I jumped out
I scared 'em right back into the sky!


Hooray for the too tall frog
Make way for the too tall frog
Everyone, including me, realised
There's plenty of practicality in being my size


Hooray for the too tall frog
Make way for the too tall frog
Suddenly and wonderfully, my life made sense
Now I don't mind that I'm inclined to be immense
And everyone who knows me now says I am a prince...


Not bad for a too tall...
I'm glad I'm a too tall...
Too tall frog!

A Promis is a Promis

Haven't I told you that
The most important thing
To a passent or a king
Is his honor?
Is his Honor!

And the best you've got to give
For the long way you should live
Is your honor
Is your honor

If you promis to do something you must do it
Or you might ruin it! you must stick to it
And once you've give your word then you
can not erase it, can not replace it
you must simply face it

That a promis is a promis
and a promise that you make
is a promis you don't make
Yes A promis is a promis
I keep my word makes no mistake
Yes a promis is a promis
and a promise that you make
is a promis you don't make
Yes A promis is a promis
To keep your word makes no mistake

Haven't I told you
That a promis is a promis?
- Yes Sir
And Haven't I scold you when you forget
- Yes Sir
Then you're not listening, or paying attention
For it seemed you haven't learned the lesson yet

That a promis is a promis
and a promise that you make
is a promis you don't make
Yes A promis is a promis
To keep your word makes no mistake

If you promis to do something you must do it
Or you might ruin it! you must stick to it
And once you've give your word on honor then you
can not erase it, can not replace it
That would just disgrace it

That a promis is a promis
and a promise that you make
is a promis you don't make
Yes A promis is a promis
To keep your word makes no mistake

Promis? Promis!